Mind Games

Does anyone else hate the frackin' mind games the scale plays a few days before your perioD?? My weigh in is tomorrow but as of now, I'm up 0.6lbs. I know THAT'S NOT TRUE and that it's hormonal changes. Ughh. I should be thanking my body right now for making sure that I've got enough water in me to prevent any kind of anemia.

Dear body,
I'm sorry I'm yelling at you. you are beautifully made and fuction seamlessly. You look damn good naked and that number is just that: A NUMBER. So I should stop freaking out. You are doing a fine ass job keeping me alive as my body prepares to lose some blood. (sorry for the graphics). But in reality there are weak moments where I'm like UGHH WHY DO I WEIGH MORE when I eat less. And I know this is an illusion. and you're testing me. and I'm testing you too. I love you. Let's make up. I don't wanna start my day angry at you. I think you're pretty pretty awesome. Thanks for the hourglass figure. Now if you could do me a favor and manage to shed 2lbs by tonight that would be a bonus. But if you think that's a vital 2lbs to your functioning for the upcoming days, then by all means keep it. And I'll figure a way to deal.
Let's not go to bed mad.
Kud